Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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Cheesecake filled strawberries.

Cheesecake filled strawberries.

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Humans have two hands

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One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

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